Professor William Metzar's Web Page

Mene, mene, tekel, upharsin

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Welcome to my Home Page. The above picture was taken by my son in whom I am well pleased. However, at the time he snapped this picture he just informed me that he just deleted all of my chemistry files on our computer to make room for some more games!

On Friday, July 3, 1998 I had a most frightening experience - a heart attack. Click here for a short story about this experience.

• General, Organic and Biochemistry I, CHM 141
  
• General, Organic and Biochemistry II, CHM 142
  
• Periodic Table of the Elements
  
• JavaScript Tutorials
  

• Fixing Our Language
  
• You might be an Engineer if...
  
• Community College Courses Just For Men
  
• vat du u zink?
  
• Dihydrogen Monoxide, The Invisible Killer
  
• Excuses to Miss Work
  
• An Actual Job Application
  
• Nevermore
  
• Chocolate Chip Cookies
  
• Worst High School Analogies
  
• Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
  
• Excuses Given to Teachers
  
• Tips for Writers and Editors
  
• Heads Up
  
• Power, Time and Money
  
• Why God Would Never Receive Tenure
  
• Philosophical Questions
  
• The Lesson
  
• The Thermodynamics of Hell
  
• 1997 Computer Viruses
  
• A Roman Takeout
  
• Ghandi's Seven Blunders of the World
  

• Cameron Carpenter: Master Organist
  
• Drew Metzar's Band: Kalpana
  
• Karl Fey's Band: The Roaring 20's
  
• Tom Lehrer: The Elements Song
  
• Slim Whitman: Rainbow Song
  
• The American Theatre Organ Society
  
• The Theatre Organ Home Page
  
• The Binghamton Theatre Organ Club
  
• Theater Organ Radio Ad for Feb. 11
  

• Beloit College's Freshman Mindset
• U.S. News College Rankings and Financial Aid info
  
• Nellie Mae - Financial Aid info
  
• NYS Department of Labor online job registration
  

• Interesting Mysteries in Science
• The Visual Elements Periodic Table
• Instructional Software for Chemical Education
• General, Organic and Biochemistry at U of Akron
• ChemPointers
• WebElements and the Periodic Table
• Chemical Information on the Internet
• ChemDex Index
• Periodic Table including Quotations
• U of Colorado Physics site
• Molecular Weight Calculator
• PBS Nova site
• The Department of Energy
• Science News
• Classic Chemistry

• Nutrition Action
• American Dietetic Association
• American Association of Clinical Endocrinologists
• The Glycemic Index
• RxList The Internet Drug Index

• MacIntosh Southern Tier Apple Club
• Al Fasoldt's technofile
• Search e-mail Directories
• Glossary of Internet Terms
• Whatis - A Quick and Understandable Guide to Tech Info
• Beginners' Central
• HTML Goodies Page
• Ultimate Webmastery Guide
• A Trailguide to Creating Dynamic Web Pages
• JavaScript Windows FAQ
• The JavaScript Source
• Syllabus Web

• Dachshunds
• Science of Cooking
• Smithsonian Photographs Online
• Blue Book Used Car Guide
• The Honeymooners
• Demographic Info by Zip Code
• Dermatology in the Cinema
• Weird News from around the Net
• Top Secret Recipes
• Riddlenut
• Who invented....?